I managed to say, “Fuck my life” only FOUR times today! I deserve some kudos, if you will! You will find that I have a tendency to swear as much online as I do in real life. If you happen to know me in real life… I apologize. Ha! Just kidding.

Here is a little tidbit about why I have taken the plunge into blogging. Ready? I am a waitress. Yep, enough said.. Correct? Almost. I am also, most assuredly, the Urban Dictionary explanation of the term “blonde”

blonde

Someone we can all make fun of, even blondes.

That blonde is making fun of herself because she just read the urban dictionary definition.

blonde

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

Yeeeeaaah. I’m shaking my head and controlling the urge to correct that paragraph like a wild-haired, scarf-wearing, newly released into the school system, type of teachers aid. (Chances are that last sentence is in need of some correction, but hey… It’s my blog after all!)

Anyhow. This is my first blog, it is a test run and if you do not have a sense of humor and/or cannot tolerate my writing style.. You can kindly remove yourself without any further delay and I will never know the wiser. Rest assured, however, if you leave a snarky comment, or in any way try to insult me or my musings… I will blog about it, deconstruct it with the off chance of making you cry and then I will eat your soul while you are sleeping.

Love and Kisses,

CR